Sick duck.

She is a foxy lady.

You know that expression. It means a girl is smart and sexy, as foxes are always linked to cleverness and are generally cute. But as far as their sex life go, foxes have pretty much standard mammal behavior. Nothing particularly kinky, really.

Now ducks, on the other hand, are fucking hentai.

Turns out duck's sex lives are ripe with stuff right out of the internetz's darkest places, like spiky, twisty , ballistic phalluses. I am very liberal and don´t shock easily, but some ducks are into some fucked up shit.

So next time you see a duck taking a stroll with that funny wobbly gait, be weary if it looks at you in the eye. Motherfucker's up to something nasty.

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All jokes aside, this is actually a very interesting read as it sheds light into the way natural selection works and the strange paths evolution can take thanks to sexual reproduction, stuff that we just don't see in asexual life forms.